KRIS MOON MISSING.
KRAKT START MASTER QUEST.
HIJACK SEMI TRUCK.
STOCK WHISKEY.
DRIVE TO MONTUCKY.

KRAKT LOOK EVERYWHERE.
SHAKE DOWN BARTENDER.
CAVITY SEARCH STRIPPER.
STRIP SEARCH GRIZZLY BEAR.

KRAKT FIND CARMEN SANDIEGO.
KRAKT FIND WALDO.
KRAKT NO FIND KRIS MOON.

KRAKT GET IDEA.
STEAL POUND OF PURPS.
MAKE TRAIL OF NUGS TO SEMI TRUCK.
WAIT 5 MINUTES.
FIND KRIS MOON.


PUFF PUFF GIVE MUFFUKKA!

-------

APRIL 5 | ELECTRIC TEA GARDEN | 10 BUCKS
KRIS MOON | JAY ZONEY | CHILD'S PLAY
TECHNO. BOOZE. BITCHES. NUGS.


VALENTINES DAY COMING.
KRAKT LOVE TECHNO.
BE ROMANTIC.
GET FURRY HANDCUFFS.
RIP OFF FUR.
TIE BIG RED BOW ON TIM XAVIER.
CUFF TO DJ TABLE.

KRAKT SET UP CAMERA.
DIM LIGHT.
PUT ON BOOZE FLAVOR PANTIES.
OPEN MACHINEDRUM CHASSIS.
DRIP MASSAGE OIL ACROSS CIRCUIT BOARD.
LOG ON CHAT ROULETTE.
GIVE TECHNO O-FACE.



DEC 7 | ELECTRIC TEA GARDEN | 10 BUCKS BEFORE MIDNIGHT | 12 BUCKS AFTER
TIM XAVIER | JOHN MASSEY
KRISTINA CHILDS | RODDIMUS | SH6RL6S6
TECHNO. BOOZE. BITCHES. EVERY OTHER 1ST FRIDAY.


END OF WORLD COMING.
KRAKT IMPATIENT.
DRILL HOLE TO CENTER OF EARTH.
STEAL 9,873,917,328,334,019,234,912,347,417 AVALON LOUDSPEAKERS.
THROW SPEAKERS DOWN HOLE.
PLUG IN JOHN MASSEY AND AARON NESBIT.

CHUG BOOZE.

LIGHT CIGARETTE.

TAKE COVER.





FLIP SWITCH.







DESTROY WORLD WITH TECHNO.



DEC 7 | ELECTRIC TEA GARDEN | 10 BUCKS
AARON NESBIT | JOHN MASSEY
KRISTINA CHILDS | MISS SHELRAWKA | RODDIMUS
TECHNO. BOOZE. BITCHES. EVERY OTHER 1ST FRIDAY.


KRAKT WATCHING SEATTLE.
KRAKT NOT IMPRESSED.
SEATTLE GET SOFT.
GROW HUGE VAGINA.

KRAKT DISGUSTED.
PLUG VAGINA.
MAKE IT DO KEGEL EXERCISE.
FILL WITH TECHNO.
AND BOOZE.
WEEK AFTER DECIBEL.

KRAKT NO CARE ABOUT MOLY HANGOVERS.
SEATTLE NOT NEED SEROTONIN.
SEATTLE ONLY NEED ROLE MODEL.

KRAKT RECRUIT BRYAN ZENTZ.
ZENTZ PROVEN INSURGENT.
TRAIN SEATTLE TO DESTROY.
MAKE MAN OF SEATTLE.

KRAKT GET PIG&DAN.
PIG AND KRAKT BUNNY PARTY LIKE ANIMAL.
KICK DAN OFF PLANE.
NOT EVEN GIVE PARACHUTE.
KRAKT ONLY NEED PIG.
AND TECHNO.
AND BOOZE.
AND BITCHES.

---

RETURN OF KRAKT | OCT 5 | ELECTRIC TEA GARDEN | $15
PIG | BRYAN ZENTZ | KRISTINA CHILDS | MISS SHELRAWKA | RODDIMUS
TECHNO. BOOZE. BITCHES. EVERY OTHER 1ST FRIDAY.